Today’s Forecast

FRIDAY: CLOUDY- HUMID – SHOWERS, THUNDERSTORMS – 80-85 – 70S SHORE

TONIGHT: SHOWERS – THUNDERSTORMS END – MID 60S

SAT: SOME SUN – AFTERNOON SHOWER OR STORM – LOWER 80S

SUN: SUNNY- PLEASANT – MID 70S

MON & TUES: SUNNY- NICE – MID 70S

 

Drive-thru Botox!

Drive-thru Botox!

Today is National Donut Day, and Demeter Fragrance Library has a cologne called Jelly Donut. The company CEO said “Most of my inspiration stems from experiences in life, and while I was researching the baking bread smell at 5 a.m., I ran across freshly baked jelly doughnuts — and I had a new goal.” The fragrance sells for between $3 and $39.50 at select Walgreens stores and online.

The Sun says a Miami plastic surgeon is offering drive-thru Botox injections from his garage. Dr Michael Salzhauer got the idea to do drive-by injections after sitting in a drive-thru line to get tested for the coronavirus. He charges $600 per “jab.”

And finally,

A guy in Texas bought a car at auction and discovered that there was cocaine hidden in the car. After the man contacted the local sheriff’s office, deputies showed up with a dog, which was able to sniff all the stuff out. And, there was a lot — 34 bundles, weighing in at almost 75 pounds and worth $850,000 on the street. And since there’s no such thing as, ““finders keepers” these days..the cops took possession.

Meat Vending Machine?!

Meat Vending Machine?!

The Daily Mirror says the woman with the world’s longest fingernails recently lost them in a car accident. Lee Redmond, of Salt Lake City, was involved in a three-car accident. The impact shattered her nails. Lee tells the paper, “It was just something I had to accept because I couldn’t change anything.” (And good luck to Lee getting an appointment at “PRETTY NAIL Salon” to get them fixed.

Live Leak claims a restaurant in Thailand is using panda teddy bears to enforce social distancing. The Maison Saigon restaurant has placed bears in seats six feet apart. They are sprayed with hand sanitizer several times a day to keep them germ-free. Some customers have been seen talking to the bears.

And finally,

Usually vending machines hold soda, or candy, but this is a novel one. The owner of McCann’s Local Meats in Rochester, New York, says he has created a new meat vending machine that customers love. Kevin McCann tells Fox News, “The response has been unbelievable. On Saturday, I was cutting and restocking the machine four or five times.”  Yes, the machine keeps the meat cold. Kevin says the pandemic just made the vending machine make sense, and it distributes fresh cuts of meat as well as prepared foods. But who do you call in case your pork loin gets stuck in the machine? (Fox)

Sushi Cereal?!

Sushi Cereal?!

First there was pancake cereal, then cookie cereal and now … sushi cereal. WAVE Asian Bistro & Sushi in Mount Dora, Florida, posted a video on their Instagram page showing their sushi cereal. Basically it’s a bunch of sushi rolls in a bowl — topped off with a creamy mayonnaise-based sauce and soy sauce. Add a spoon and you’ve got … sushi cereal. (Mashed)

-Enjoy your backyard birdfeeder…wanna see the birds even more up-close? Take this tip from a man in Lyons, Colorado. He very cleverly attached tiny plastic feeders to his eyeglasses in order to attract hummingbirds. The birds happily chirped as they fed on sugar water while flapping their delicate wings. The man stood very still while getting a close-up view of everything. (It’s actually pretty cool…the video is on the MAX FB Page.)

And finally,

A group of very determined thieves in South Africa weren’t going to let a ban on liquor sales keep them from getting their hands on some booze. A temporary ban on alcohol sales was just days away from being lifted when an unknown number of thieves broke into a liquor store by crawling through an underground tunnel and then breaking through a concrete floor to gain access inside. They managed to grab about $17,000 worth of whisky, brandy, gin, vodka and beer before exited through the tunnel. Workers arrived at the store the next day and found a large hole in the floor. See? This is why you should never ban alcohol.

Jim Douglas speaks with Todd Simon from Omaha Steaks

Jim Douglas speaks with Todd Simon from Omaha Steaks

“Meet My Son, Rubik Cube.””

“Meet My Son, Rubik Cube.””

The Daily Mirror says a London woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, recently went viral because her husband wanted to name their soon-to-be born child after the Rubik’s Cube. She said, “My husband and his parents are all math geniuses and wanted his name to include some math reference. I thought it was a cute idea. But my husband said he was thinking “Cube” Like a Rubik Cube. I thought he was joking but he was serious. I told him that was the stupidest name ever and that rather name him Sweater before Cube.”

Two members of the Jamaican bobsled team are keeping fit in lockdown by pushing a car around their hometown. Shanwayne Stephens and Nimory Turgott are both members of Jamaica’s bobsled team who are isolating with each other in the U.K. The duo has come up with an unusual fitness regimen which includes pushing a car belonging to Shawayne’s fiancée. I feel another “Cool Runnings” movie, part 2 taking shape!

And finally,

The Daily Hive says a looter from Seattle is going viral because she broke into a Cheesecake Factory and stole a strawberry cheesecake during a protest. The Internet reacted with…”That video of the person who stole the cheesecake from the downtown Cheesecake Factory in Seattle–that restaurant has been closed for two months and was not doing takeout. That cheesecake was sitting in the case for two months!”